Best. Quote. Ever.

I was downtown this afternoon, and as I walked past a bus stop, I overheard a few magical words that nearly stopped me dead in my tracks. If it were possible to walk any more slowly without seeming conspicuous, I definitely would have. But in an effort to avoid looking like I was blatantly eavesdropping, I kept moving. What little I came away with, however, changed me profoundly:

"Once they find out you have a helicopter, they think you're weak....and then they'll stick it up your butt!"

Thank you, crazy bus stop lady. Thank you.